9thof9 (9thof9) wrote,

The Sex Meme

The Sex Meme: Answer all these questions 100% truthfully and see who has the guts to re-post it.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? All three. If you go at it long enough you can cover all three in one go.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The outside. My bed is against a wall.
4. Do you masturbate? Yes.
5. How often? Depends on a how often I'm having sex. More if there's no sex, less if I'm getting lucky on a regular basis.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Yes. Both.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? Yes. I read a lot. Fandom has had that effect on me. As for watching, there's no replacing the real so I find porn lacking.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive. If I wanted someone to lay there and take it I'd buy a blow up doll (or you know, one of those silicone jobs).
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Love is a tricky word to throw around. I have deep affection for several and I lust after one or two. Is any of that love? I don't know.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? Nope.
13. Would you choose love or money? Love. Definitely love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Power plays, rough sex and biting.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? Full on frilly Bed 'n Breakfast.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? 18th hole on a golf course.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? Yep. See answer to #25.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes. I've seen both men and women perform.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? Yes.
22. Ever been picked-up on in a bar? Yes.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Yes.
24. What's your sexuality? Straight with a slight tendency for bi-sexuality.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? Yes. My partner and I got caught. Well not so much got caught as ended up with more of the audience watching us than the movie.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? Yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store? Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys? Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they? I own two vibrating dildos. One neon green and one deep blue. There's also my little bullet friend (clitoral vibe).
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? No. I hate having my picture taken.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? Yep.
34. Have you ever had phonesex? Depends on your definition. I didn't get off. The idea of that is just weird but I can "talk" dirty with the best of 'em and been on the giving end of phonesex.
35. Have you ever had cybersex? See previous answer.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Nope.
38. What's your favorite sex act? I think the phrase "ride 'em cowboy" about sums it up.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? No. But there's this pair of guys I have my eye on.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this? Who knows. I'm gained a few new friends that might.

This wasn't embarrassing for me but ya'll might think otherwise!
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